Titan getting bullied by women™

She was magnificent, perhaps not as magnificent as his soon to be giant wife, Gremlin, even though she didn’t know that she was going to be his wife, but Reirsyphys was a beauty nonetheless. Her green mane was lovely, her wings big and powerful, her spiked tail as deadly as her curled horns and her sharp claws and long fangs. Not to mention she was an earth dragon like him which meant she was STRONG and he liked strong. Although it was apparent to everyone but him that the female dragon did NOT feel the same way. Regardless he pondered over what he could do to convince the dragon that he was indeed worthy of her attention.

He was…an idiot, she could see it now and she was not a fan. She eyed him cautiously, her disinterest plain to see in the way she seemed to ignore his best efforts to get her attention. He was strange, kind of stupid and was even smaller than her…what nerve this silly creature had to think he had a shot with her. Why was she always stuck with the stupid ones? Much to Reirsyphys dismay, her attempts at scaring him off, for lack of better words, seemed to go entirely unnoticed. She had growled at him, glared at him, bared her teeth at him, she had even tried to leave. She had tried everything short of just attacking him and yet here he was, stupid grin on his stupid face. He was persistent, she’d give him that and ONLY that.

Today he was back again, how he kept finding her, she couldn’t tell you and apparently neither could he. Last time he had sent animals to her, to woo her, convince her that he was a good option, a nice option. She had chased those stupid creatures away and unlike Titan, they actually left. She huffed, the green and white male could learn a thing or two from them. The day was warm, the red rocky terrain perfect for basking in the bright sunlight. The rocky Reirsyphys was currently resting on was big and in just the right spot to get as much warmth as possible. Her eyes remained closed at the sound of approaching footsteps and she hoped beyond hope that it wasn’t who she already knew it was. When she opened her eyes, there he stood, in all his dumb glory. She looked away and sighed, incredibly loud, hoping that her dismissiveness would finally get to him. When she looked back he was still standing there, smiling happily. Ugh. “Go a  w a y.” She spoke finally, making it very clear that she wanted him to leave but all she got for her troubles was perked ears and a head tilt as if the words went in one ear and out the other. She thought quietly to herself that these were the type of dragons who shouldn’t reproduce.

Little did Reirsyphys know, Titan absolutely loved mean powerful women. His ears twitched excitedly and his tail wagged ever so slightly. She had spoken to him! He was for sure making progress now! His wings shifted and he flexed his hands, large razor sharp claws glinting in the sunlight. He watched her carefully for a few more seconds, making sure he still had her attention and when he saw he did, he raised one of his back feet and slammed it onto the ground. It split with a thundering CRACK, much like a tree falling over from too much pressure. He had split the earth so perfectly that she could see water and the water seemed to slowly be rising to the top. “Water…for warm day?”